On Thursday Nancy Pelosi argued the area dubbed “Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone” should be given eleven Electoral College votes. The region, nicknamed ‘CHAZ’, was aggressively taken over by thirty-year-olds who hate their fathers and smell of wet socks. “Even though they’re a sovereign nation, their values still represent that of everyday Americans. Especially the raping…
Category: Elections
DNC: Riots Are Because America’s Youth Are So Anxious To Vote For Joe Biden
Democrat party officials are pushing a new theory that suggests the reason America’s youth are rioting is because they are so anxious to cast their vote for Joe Biden. “When I see these videos of people flipping police cars and punching business owners in the teeth, what I really see are kids who are so…
Joe Biden: ‘I Will Protect Americans! Unless It’s Naptime’
As the need for law and order becomes a major concern for Americans, presidential hopeful, Joe Biden has delivered the following promise: “I will protect Americans! Unless it’s naptime.” “C’mon man. You think you’ll see this type of looting and riff-raff once I appoint Corn Pop as Secretary of Violence?” the former VP explained. “Furthermore,…
Pelosi: ‘We Looked For Any Records Related To Tara Reade, But Only Found A Sweaty Man Using The Paper Shredder’
If you’re accusing the Democrats of not investigating the Joe Biden allegation, you need to just stop it. This is because yesterday afternoon, Speaker Nancy Pelosi went down to the basement of the senate building herself and looked for any documents related to the Tara Reade accusation. “As we expected, we found absolutely nothing unflattering…