MEMPHIS, TN –Despite purchasing over a dozen homes this year, the good folks running Black Lives Matter Inc. still find themselves flush with too much cash. And now, with more racial tension hitting the streets, another windfall of cash is hitting their bank accounts. Naturally, real estate agents everywhere are worried they might be slammed…
Category: Economic
Soon: My Pillow To Replace The Dollar As US Currency
Minneapolis, MN– As America’s economy teeters, the US Treasury has finally made the announcement that many were anticipating: My Pillow will officially replace the dollar as US currency. “Well, I think the dollar had a good run, but when you look at what we inherited from the former administration, we were rudely left with nowhere…
Biden: ‘We Must Pass The $3.5 Trillion Budget Because Remember My Son Died?’
Behind the scenes, Joe Manchin and Kyrsten Sinema are being pressured to pass Joe Biden’s massive $3.5 trillion spending bill. “Listen here, Jack. I understand you have reservations about the bill,” Biden said, putting his arm around Manchin. “But in case you forgot, my son died. So I get my way. Remember?” Later that night,…
Biden Voters Take Victory Lap By Filling Gas Tanks With More Affordable Mustard
Say what you will about liberals, but they sure do know their way around guns and cars. So after Joe Biden told Americans they will save .16 cents on their 4th of July meal (in red states), Democrats everywhere began filling their gas tanks with slightly more affordable mustard. “Did you see the tweet from…
Pangolin ‘Likely Responsible’ For Soaring Inflation Joe Biden Says
Inflation is getting so high even Hunter Biden is worried. But his father has already determined why it’s happening. “Look, we all know what’s going on here, folks,” Joe Biden began. “It was a Trump-supporting pangolin who set off a chain reaction that my administration is now dealing with. I think he was licking himself or something and…