As talks of impeaching Trump picks up steam, some of the right have warned that removing the duly elected President could lead to another Civil War. “Ridiculous!” Chuck Schumer told The Glorious American. “Another Civil War? I mean, half the nation fighting a literal war with each other? Could you imagine the blood? The news…
Category: Economic
AOC's Yard Sale Prices Everything: “Far Less Expensive Than If You Didn’t Buy It”
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s visit back to her district is off to a rocky start. Over the weekend the freshman congresswoman managed a yard sale for her parents. However, her socialist tendencies kicked-in and she couldn’t bring herself to actually tell the customers the real cost of anything. AOC ended up pricing everything: “Far less expensive than…
Democrats Well Prepared For Huge Block Party Should Trump’s Economy Slow
“OK! I want the bouncy house over there and the piñata hung on that tree!” Nancy Pelosi yelled into a bullhorn. Like all Democratic leaders, Speaker Pelosi has been giddy with all the talk of a possible economic slump. Should the market slow, Washington Democrats are preparing for the biggest block party in D.C. history.…
New All-Government-Run Hospital Accidentally Leaves Roll Of Red Tape Inside Patient On First Surgery
In what was supposed to be a groundbreaking day for Democrats, the first ever all-government-run hospital suffered some embarrassing news. Reports are that the surgeons, who were performing a routine appendectomy, became so inundated with bureaucratic red tape, they accidentally left a roll of it inside the patient. “THIS DOESN’T COUNT!” a frantic Bernie Sanders…
Top 5 Reasons Why Beginners Fail At Starting Their Own Airline
Poor Logo Design: If you pass a realtor’s yard sign and the logo doesn’t reach out and grab you, don’t assume your airline’s bad logo will be any different. Don’t skimp on a sharp logo! Bad Employee Morale: Many of us have to put up with difficult bosses on the ground. Now try to keep…
