AOC's Yard Sale Prices Everything: “Far Less Expensive Than If You Didn’t Buy It”

AOC's Yard Sale Prices Everything: “Far Less Expensive Than If You Didn’t Buy It”

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s visit back to her district is off to a rocky start. Over the weekend the freshman congresswoman managed a yard sale for her parents.

However, her socialist tendencies kicked-in and she couldn’t bring herself to actually tell the customers the real cost of anything. AOC ended up pricing everything: “Far less expensive than if you didn’t buy it.”

“Well, like, let’s say you’d like to buy this lamp,” AOC said snatching the lamp from an interested customer. “You can drive all around town, burn tons of fossil fuel, probably get into a serious car accident and because we don’t have Medicare for all, you’ll be in about $400,000 in debt. So when you look at the total overall cost, this lamp is far less expensive than if you just didn’t buy it,” she said trying to catch her breath. “Damn it!” AOC yelled as she noticed the customer she was talking to had been gone for several minutes. “That’s like, the 10th time that’s happened!”

Neighbors were heard screaming “STOP SAYING THAT, LADY! JUST TELL ME HOW MUCH MONEY THIS WILL COST ME!”

Finally, AOC thew up her hands and screamed, “ALRIGHT! ALL YOU RACISTS GET OFF MY PARENT’S PROPERTY! RIGHT NOW!”

Apparently, the congresswoman had just about enough of capitalism and scurried inside to sponsor the Fair Yard Sale Act, which guarantees the whole Ocasio-Cortez family a livable wage for their two hours of work.


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