Multiple sources are reporting Michael Bloomberg has been wandering a New York shopping mall, holding out his American Express card looking for where he can buy the 2020 presidential election. Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren have been repeatedly warning about how easy it is for billionaires to “buy an election.” And while Bloomberg can appreciate…
Category: Economic
Amazon: Noticeable Surge in Squirrel Repellent Every Time Pete Buttigieg Is On TV
In what was originally thought to be a coincidence, Amazon has announced a noticeable surge in customers buying squirrel repellent every time Pete Buttigieg is seen on television. “It’s actually kind of amazing,” an Amazon product specialist told The Glorious American. “Every time that little feller gets on TV, we see hundreds of orders for…
Elizabeth Warren Argues Her Plans to Pay For Medicare For All Fall Under ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell’
It’s no secret that Elizabeth Warren has been feeling the heat for not explaining how she would pay for Medicare For All. Top economists have predicted the Senator’s healthcare plan for all Americans (and non-Americans) would cost an estimated 2-gazillion dollars annually. After Warren was asked that pesky question numerous times following Tuesday’s debate, she…
Nighttime photo from space shows Gavin Newsom’s progress with California
California remained without power on Thursday as Governor Gavin Newsom’s master plan for the state comes to fruition. For two days straight, a major power outage rocked the state leaving only parts of Sacramento and the Governor’s mansion with electricity. The outages are said to prevent forest fires. “But more importantly, we hope our actions…
China apologizes to NBA after league reminds them they do the LGBT rainbow thing
Earlier this week, an NBA General manager angered China with a tweet that sided with the Hong Kong protesters. But when Commissioner Adam Silver learned that Chinese President Xi Jinping was upset with his league, Silver took to social media with a video blasting the communist nation. “Listen here, China. You think we overstepped by…