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Elizabeth Warren Argues Her Plans to Pay For Medicare For All Fall Under ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell’

Elizabeth Warren Argues Her Plans to Pay For Medicare For All Fall Under ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell’

It’s no secret that Elizabeth Warren has been feeling the heat for not explaining how she would pay for Medicare For All.

Top economists have predicted the Senator’s healthcare plan for all Americans (and non-Americans) would cost an estimated 2-gazillion dollars annually.

After Warren was asked that pesky question numerous times following Tuesday’s debate, she nearly boiled over with frustration. But seconds before she erupted with rage, her campaign manager whispered something into her ear.

Instantly, Warren seemed calm. She pointed into the face of the man who asked the question and let out a very breathy “How dare you?” trying to mimic Greta Thumberg.

The puzzled press then listened to the Massachusetts Senator explain how asking how she would pay for government-run healthcare clearly violates Bill Clinton’s “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” policy.

Right on cue, men in black suits arrived and carried away all the media members who asked that intrusive question to the Senator, including Anderson Cooper who squealed with joy.