It looks as if CNN may have blown the lid off this whole coronavirus thing. During a Zoom conversation with Don Lemon, Brian Stelter, and a still-hallucinating Chris Cuomo, the three men stumbled upon something so secretive, it had not been previously discussed by anyone. Not ever. “Listen, you guys. Do you have any idea…
Category: Economic
Dr. Fauci Now Suggesting Everyone Sit At Home With Sleeping Bag Over Head For 2 Years
Dr. Fauci added one small instruction for all Americans in the latest White House coronavirus briefing. “Oh yeah, I almost forgot,” Fauci said before leaving the podium. “I know it might be a tincy, wincy inconvenience, but if every single American could just sit at home with a sleeping bag over their head for two years,…
$10 Billion Stimulus Check To Save US Postal Service Lost In The Mail
As many predicted, the United States Postal Service has lost their $10 billion stimulus check in the mail. “Oh, here it is!” mailman, Herb Dover said holding up an oversized Bed Bath & Beyond coupon. “Awe, [Explicit] never mind. Now where did I put that…” he muttered as he dug through his truck. Herb, a…
Brian Williams Looking Forward To Paying Off His $2 Million Mortgage Balance Using Just His $1,200 Stimulus Check
These are dark times for many Americans, but not NBC legend, Brian Williams. After spending close to an hour calculating the math, Williams is thrilled to discover his $1,200 stimulus check will cover the $2 million balance of his home’s mortgage. “It’s an incredible way of putting it,” Williams said holding up a legal pad…
Dow Jones Plummets to Dreaded “Obama’s High-Water Mark” Level
The media finds themselves in a bit of a pickle. They want to mock Donald Trump’s now plummeting stock market levels very badly. However, they must also continue to show great reverence to those same numbers, as it was Barack Obama’s high-water mark. Rachel Maddow exemplified this conundrum during her show Monday: “And would you…