Earlier this week, an NBA General manager angered China with a tweet that sided with the Hong Kong protesters. But when Commissioner Adam Silver learned that Chinese President Xi Jinping was upset with his league, Silver took to social media with a video blasting the communist nation. “Listen here, China. You think we overstepped by…
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As another victimhood claim falls through, Elizabeth Warren fails to qualify for next Dem debate
Unfortunately for Elizabeth Warren and her supporters, the Massachusetts Senator has failed to meet the two grievance minimum to qualify for the next Democratic debate. Warren was thought to be a safe addition to the October 15th debate in Ohio as she routinely reminded the public she was once fired for beginning to look pregnant.…
Media patiently waiting for Hunter Biden to become Ukrainian energy expert before interviewing him
As the nation becomes more curious about Hunter Biden’s foreign business dealings, media members are urging patience. “Hunter who? Who is Hunter Biden?” NBC’s Chuck Todd initially asked The Glorious American before realizing our question never used Hunter’s last name. “Oh. Yeah,” Todd sheepishly continued. “Well, we media members agreed it would only be fair…
Biden White House Hires Hillary’s Rope Team to Keep Press At A Distance
As more questions reguarding Biden’s inexplicable leadership pile-up; his administration has hired Hillary Clinton’s award-winning rope team to shield him from the press. “Alright, the press is coming in hot! I want that famous perimeter!” Susan Rice yelled into a bullhorn as she saw a Glorious American reporter approaching. In case you’ve forgotten, Hillary’s rope…
NBA Adopts New Washington Style Whistleblowing Where Fans Report Violations to Referees Via Hearsay
The NBA is known for being the most progressive and modern league, not rigidly fixed to tradition like the NFL or Major League Baseball. Take dribbling the basketball for example; once a staple in the game, it’s now been replaced with players tucking the ball under their arm and sprinting down the court like a…