As more questions reguarding Biden’s inexplicable leadership pile-up; his administration has hired Hillary Clinton’s award-winning rope team to shield him from the press.
“Alright, the press is coming in hot! I want that famous perimeter!” Susan Rice yelled into a bullhorn as she saw a Glorious American reporter approaching.
In case you’ve forgotten, Hillary’s rope team melted the hearts of Americans as they ruthlessly screamed things like, “GET BACK!” and “MOVE IT, [explicit] HOLES!” at citizens and journalists who got too close.
Many in Washington are praising the campaign’s decision to bring in the rope team.
“They got the old band back together?!” NBC’s Chuck Todd marveled. “Hillary’s guys? I mean, they’re the best in the biz! Once during the 2016 election, NBC once went nine weeks without being able to ask a single question. It was awesome!”
Even the average Democrat seems to approve.
“Ropes, flamethrowers, use anything,” a worried Democrat voter commented. “Please keep the press away from Joe. We totally endorse this.”
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