Ol’ Joe just keeps inventing ways to avoid tough questions. This time the fictional president attempted his most creative escape ever by inexplicably holding both hands up like he was driving a large bus. “Your questions are all poppy cocks. Each one! So, I’m outta here!” Biden yelled as he began rapidly jerking his imaginary steering wheel.…
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Joe Biden Adopts Cantaloupe, Gets Two Months Of Paternity Leave
After hearing Pete Buttigieg got two months off to heal after taking twin babies from their mother, Joe Biden ran as fast as he could to a market directly across the street from the White House. Forty-five minutes later, Biden was in the produce aisle. After his eyes darted around for a while, the fictional…
Trump Fixes Supply Chain By Telling Biden Shipping Containers Are Full Of Ice Cream
After assigning Kamala Harris to fix the shipping container crisis because of her extensive work with sea men, the problem has only gotten worse due to a massive misunderstanding. So yet again, Donald Trump stepped in to save the day. This time, the stable genius managed to get the global supply chain back on track with…
Pete Buttigieg Asked To Stop Calling Biden And Whispering, “Let’s Go, Brandon”
The White House has officially asked Pete Buttigieg to stop calling Joe Biden and whispering, ‘Let’s go, Brandon’ to him in a creepy way. Buttigieg, who was famously served a restraining order from the President after purposefully calling the ‘Build Back Better’ plan the ‘Broke Back Biscuits’ while pinching Biden’s rear end, has refused to stop calling. “We’ve…
Biden: ‘We Must Pass The $3.5 Trillion Budget Because Remember My Son Died?’
Behind the scenes, Joe Manchin and Kyrsten Sinema are being pressured to pass Joe Biden’s massive $3.5 trillion spending bill. “Listen here, Jack. I understand you have reservations about the bill,” Biden said, putting his arm around Manchin. “But in case you forgot, my son died. So I get my way. Remember?” Later that night,…