Ol’ Joe just keeps inventing ways to avoid tough questions. This time the fictional president attempted his most creative escape ever by inexplicably holding both hands up like he was driving a large bus.
“Your questions are all poppy cocks. Each one! So, I’m outta here!” Biden yelled as he began rapidly jerking his imaginary steering wheel.
All twelve people watching the televised town hall were confused, but the dim-witted Anderson Cooper was even worse off.
“STOP! STOP THE BUS!” Cooper screamed hopping in place. “We’re in the middle of a town hall! Joe, please! I’ll ask easier questions–I promise! Just don’t drive off in that bus!”
But nevertheless, he persisted.
Joe’s hand rapidly made a circular motion as he pretended to roll down the window before responding to Cooper.
“Eat my dust! You jackholes asked me how my day was going! Classic gotcha question! I’m not a scientist!” he yelled. Then Biden tried to peel out but only managed to soil himself.
Update: A nearby Don Lemon jumped in an imaginary car to catch Biden but he was immediately pulled over for driving while black.
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