The White House has officially asked Pete Buttigieg to stop calling Joe Biden and whispering, ‘Let’s go, Brandon’ to him in a creepy way.
Buttigieg, who was famously served a restraining order from the President after purposefully calling the ‘Build Back Better’ plan the ‘Broke Back Biscuits’ while pinching Biden’s rear end, has refused to stop calling.
“We’ve had it with that little freak,” a frustrated Susan Rice said. “We’ve been telling him to focus a little less on the tushies of 78-year-old men, and more on the ships and boats that need his attention but he just says, ‘Why? Bath time isn’t for hours.’”
The situation reached a breaking point when Biden accidentally answered Buttigieg’s call while speaking to his entire cabinet and dozens of foreign leaders. Everyone heard the following exchange:
“Let’s go, Brandon,” Buttigieg whispered.
After a few seconds of silence, Pete yelled, “Oh, don’t play dumb, Joey! You know who this is. I’ll give you a hint…Trump scares me and I’m super gay.”
“Oh! Hey, Barack!” Biden said as everyone on the line gasped.
“No, you silly goose!” Pete yelled. “Get serious! I’m a man. A man who has needs!”
“Oh! Hi, Michelle!” Biden said as staffers slid across the table to unplug the phone.
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