A fascinating new discovery has been made showing evidence that Dr. Fauci’s ancestors insisted all mankind remain in their caves shortly after the sighting of a sabretooth tiger. In the cave drawings, paleontologists find the Fauci family used several graphs showing the risk. One chart showed that an attack by a sabertooth tiger is roughly…
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Michigan’s Governor Whitmer Invades Canada
As many expected, Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer has led her cabinet across Lake Huron via horseback and has invaded Canada. After conquering Michigan with surprisingly little effort, the power-hungry governor became desperate for more peasants to lord over. “Oh, so you’re taking us over, eh,” said a Canadian as Whitmer’s horse emerged from the water. …
A Terrified Joe Biden Claims, ‘We’ve Been Invaded By The Swiss!’
On Friday an absolutely panicked Joe Biden raced around his campaign headquarters screaming, “This is it! I [explicit] knew it! We’re being invaded by the Swiss!” His wife, Jill was on hand and tried to clarify Joe’s misunderstanding, but he could not be restrained. “I’ll talk– I’ll tell them ANYTHING! Obama was born in Kenya! …
White House Asks Dr. Fauci To Start Dressing As the Grim Reaper
As hope grows that the coronavirus might not be as deadly as predicted, Dr. Fauci felt he needed to rekindle the fear. So for Monday’s press briefing, the doctor dramatically and slowly strolled to the podium dressed as the grim reaper. “Finally! Someone’s treating this virus in a mature and responsible way!” Jim Acosta yelled. …