McDonald's Reminds President Trump To Stop Taking Air Force One Through Drive-Thru

McDonald's Reminds President Trump To Stop Taking Air Force One Through Drive-Thru

While returning from a campaign event in North Carolina, President Trump and staff took Air Force One through a local McDonald’s drive-thru. “Ok. Let’s get the whole crew number fours!” Trump was heard yelling over the sound of the jet engine. While this particular North Carolina restaurant eventually served the President and staff, McDonald’s executives…

Clippy Saves Clintons Again, This Time Writes Letter Distancing Couple From Jeffrey Epstein

Clippy Saves Clintons Again, This Time Writes Letter Distancing Couple From Jeffrey Epstein

After the horrifying crimes of Jeffery Epstein were revealed Monday, the Clintons did the super normal thing by scrambling to a computer to quickly write a detailed account of what they didn’t know. “What the waaaa?” Bill began the letter. “Jeffery WHO??” he continued on. It was then that Clippy, Microsoft’s virtual office assistant, knew…