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Democrats Furious About Question #9 In Upcoming Census

Democrats Furious About Question #9 In Upcoming Census

The Trump administration has released its questions for the 2020 Census, and House Democrats are furious about question #9. The question asks, “Are you a terrorist?”

“This is outrageous,” said Nancy Pelosi. “That is a deliberate misuse of the census and a total violation of the terrorist’s privacy. Terrorists are already weighed down with unfair social stigmas. We shouldn’t further burden them with tedious boxes to check,” the speaker concluded.

As Democrats hope the Supreme Court will knock out the controversial question, they have provided several questions they believe are more appropriate:

  • Do you own a gun?
  • Have you ever said the ‘N’ word?
  • Do you know where Sean Hannity sleeps?