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To Combat Food Safety Concerns, Chipotle Will Now Squirt Purell on Your Meal

To Combat Food Safety Concerns, Chipotle Will Now Squirt Purell on Your Meal

In an effort to combat their ongoing food safety concerns, Chipotle is now giving each meal a dollop of Purell. The restaurant chain believes that mixing in the hand sanitizer will be a huge win-win.

“Not only should the Purell kill off the lethal bacteria, it will offer the piercing alcohol taste many burritos are missing,” said Chipotle CEO Brian Niccol.

The Purell will be $1.25 per squirt and Chipotle employees are strongly encouraged to add the sanitizer to each meal. While researching this story, a Glorious American reporter overheard the following exchange.

Chipotle Employee: Oh, and the Purell squirt is an extra charge, is that ok?
Customer: Oh. No. I don’t want any Purell.
Chipotle Employee: [Gasp] You’re going to get horribly sick if you don’t get it.
Customer: …Fine.