In an effort to combat their ongoing food safety concerns, Chipotle is now giving each meal a dollop of Purell. The restaurant chain believes that mixing in the hand sanitizer will be a huge win-win.
“Not only should the Purell kill off the lethal bacteria, it will offer the piercing alcohol taste many burritos are missing,” said Chipotle CEO Brian Niccol.
The Purell will be $1.25 per squirt and Chipotle employees are strongly encouraged to add the sanitizer to each meal. While researching this story, a Glorious American reporter overheard the following exchange.
Chipotle Employee: Oh, and the Purell squirt is an extra charge, is that ok?
Customer: Oh. No. I don’t want any Purell.
Chipotle Employee: [Gasp] You’re going to get horribly sick if you don’t get it.
Customer: …Fine.
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