As many Democrats look for ways to expand the Supreme Court, Jerry Nadler is wasting no time in his effort to expand his pants. Standing in front of a large sign that read: “Widen NOW!” Nadler began a passionate speech that many believed was about increasing the number of Supreme Court justices. “In these times,…
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Conservatives Start Replacing “See You Later“ With “See You At The Camp!”
Convinced they’ll soon be rounded up, conservatives everywhere have begun replacing the phrase “see you later” with “see you at the camp.” The trend picked up steam after the Biden administration mailed all registered Republicans a pamphlet reading “So You’re An Unhinged Qanon National Security Threat—What Next?” With Trump gone, many conservatives have begun using…
Liz Cheney To Start Own Party
The Republican Party is playing a dangerous game by not taking Liz Cheney seriously, Liz Cheney warned this week. “We are still seeing voters show love and support for Donald Trump after I specifically asked them not to,” Cheney fumed. “If things don’t change, I will not hesitate to bring my supporters with me and…
Gavin Newsom Tweets, “STOP THE COUNT!” As Recall Signatures Pour In
Gavin Newsom has finally snapped. On Thursday night, after reports that the campaign to recall him was approaching two million signatures, he frantically tweeted, “STOP THE COUNT!” According to sources, Newsom was also incessantly screaming the same phrase as he paced his governor’s mansion. “Why are they picking on me? I’ve done everything big tech,…
Biden Orders Hamster Feeders Be Installed For National Guard
Order has been restored in the Capitol building parking garage after Joe Biden ordered hamster feeders be installed for the National Guardsmen. Also, as a thank you for risking their lives for our country, a large exercise wheel was assembled. The 45,000 troops were brought to DC to make sure Biden didn’t wander off before…