Soon to be former Governor, Andrew Como departed his position with a question that many found off-putting. “As I leave the people of New York, I want this question to burn in all your minds. Was it good for you?” Cuomo said slowly looking into the camera. “Did I… ya know, do it for you?” For maximum…
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Don Jr. To Hold Book Signing In Portland, Oregon On Sep 17th
Don Jr.’s book tour will begin in none other than friendly Portland, Oregon. His new book, Spanking Antifa gives a how-to guide on approaching the lawless domestic terrorist group and smacking their butts in a humiliating fashion. “I’ve never seen a book signing sell out this fast,” said the manager of the Barnes & Noble inside Lloyd Center. “These things…
How Can You Call Me A ‘Limousine Liberal’ If I Drive The Audi Q8 My Dad Bought Me? By Libby McTardo
Hello, it’s me/zi/zoy Libby McTardo again, and I’m literally shaking right now. Why? Because after my last op-ed, a bunch of you tried to kill me by making fun of me. And if you think I’m exaggerating then you’re a rapist. Anywho, I’m here to ask perhaps the most important question of our time: How Can You Call…
Millions Of Rural Americans Call White House From Payphone To Tell Them How Stupid Kamala Harris Is
Willie Brown’s ex-girlfriend, Kamala Harris, really stepped in it when she suggested “rural” residents can’t even do simple things, like find a Kinko’s or burn down their own city. Also, in the controversial interview, Harris mocked red America by pointing out they spend their days making things like bacon, grain, and corn. “All of which…
Judge Rules Piles Of Street Poop Will Count As Votes For Gavin Newsom
After a hard-fought battle, Gavin Newsom’s legal team was handed a huge victory from a California judge over the weekend. For months, Newsom has argued that each and every pile of street poop should be viewed as an endorsement of his handy work of the golden state. “Under my leadership, millions of Californians have turned to a…