BROOKLYN, NY– As we all know, the last thing the crew over at Drag Queen Story Hour wants is a controversy.  So when everybody learned that Dr. Seuss was a raging racist, they felt obligated to protect the children from such inappropriate material. “Perhaps when they get a little older they can hear about this…

BUFFALO, NY — In a beautiful segment featured on Fox News, 43-year-old Chris Johnson chose to drop the ‘Chris’ and identify as Christine. But the ‘Johnson’ isn’t dropping off so easily. “I’m furious and I’m suing for willful trespassing,” Christine said in a deep aggressive voice while pounding a table. “I declared myself a woman over seven…

WASHINGTON, DC – Mass panic erupted throughout the nation after the Department of Homeland Security gave their famous color-coded terror watch chart a ‘pride theme.’ “Holy crap, it’s happening!  Look at this; I’ve never seen Al-Qaeda this pissed!  Everybody run!” screamed a terrified citizen, showing the Department of Homeland’s tweet to everyone in a DC…

TALLAHASSEE, FL–At long last, the elite group of bearded men who meticulously prophesied the last two years are being properly recognized. In Florida, at least. “They call them ‘conspiracy theorists’, but we call them regular dudes who’ve cracked open a history book. They’ve nailed everything,” Ron DeSantis said announcing the holiday. “You know where we’d be without these…

It’s me/zi/zoy again, Libby McTardo, and I’m literally shaking right now. Why? Because my TV keeps telling me nine WHITE men just killed something so precious and dear to me. Abortion.  They just killed it!  Can you imagine?  Killing?!   As you all know, I love abortion more than anyone with the exception of my mom. She always tells me…