Florida Math Teacher Remains In Critical Condition After Going Whole Hour Without Talking About Sex Life

Florida Math Teacher Remains In Critical Condition After Going Whole Hour Without Talking About Sex Life

CAPE CAROL, FL— Florida Math teacher, Chester McGroomer spent the weekend in intensive care after withholding details of his sex life from all his students the previous week.  McGroomer, who teaches second-grade math, was forced by Governor Ron DeSantis to teach second-grade math.  After the controversial ‘Don’t Say Gay Three Times In A Mirror, Or…

McCarthy: 'We Can't Impeach Biden Because Then The Democrats Might Try To Impeach Our Guy.'

McCarthy: 'We Can't Impeach Biden Because Then The Democrats Might Try To Impeach Our Guy.'

WASHINGTON, DC – Distinguished House Leader and monthly rent payer to Frank Luntz, Kevin McCarthy, has announced his opposition to initiating impeachment proceedings against fictional President Joe Biden.  “You guys, you don’t understand. If WE impeach Biden, then the Democrats might try to impeach the next GOP President. Can you imagine beginning a never-ending cycle of…

Delta Airlines Under Fire For Getting Conservative Passenger To Destination Safely

Delta Airlines Under Fire For Getting Conservative Passenger To Destination Safely

ATLANTA, GA – Delta Airlines is facing extreme blowback for recently transporting a Trump voter from Seattle to Buffalo in a safe and orderly manner. As activists and Democrat leaders call for boycotts, Delta’s CEO is expressing deep regret for his airline’s reckless actions: “Delta Airlines is dedicated to offering safe and dependable service for…