Michael Bloomberg may be a bit too desperate to win the White House and it seems President Trump knows it. When Bloomberg made a recent trip through Washington, Trump ordered a staffer to place a “For Sale By Owner” sign on the White House lawn just as the New York billionaire’s limo was passing. As…
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Trump Surprises Daytona 500 Fans By Flying Air Force One Low Enough For High Fives
Racing fans at Daytona 500 got a real treat Sunday, as President Trump demanded Air Force One fly low enough for him to give high fives to everyone. Federal aviation laws require aircrafts stay at least 500 feet away from spectators, but Trump was able to convince his pilot that rule was only for ‘wimpy…
Trump Says 'Snow is Terrific', Mitt Romney Tries To Melt It
When Media Matters uncovered a 1997 radio interview of Donald Trump saying: “Snow? Oh, it’s terrific. Believe me–just terrific,” it largely went unnoticed. However, when Mitt Romney heard the clip, he sprung into action. “I think what we have here is a President who’s gone insane,” Romney softly said to a gathering of press. “Snow?…
House Democrats Solemnly and Tearfully Request Impeachment-Themed Bounce House to Help With Grieving
After the articles of impeachment were passed to the Senate, dozens of House Democrats piled into an impeachment-themed bounce house to cope with their grieving. “Some of you may have noticed a large truck from DC Party Works parked outside,” Nancy Pelosi told the press. “Please understand they will be setting up grieving stations for…
As Tensions Calm, French Army Asks Trump if He Needs Any Help With the Terrorists
Now that tensions between America and Iran seem to be de-escalating, the French Army has formally asked President Trump if he needs any help with the terrorists. “Bonjour Monsieur Trump, asistaunce with du boom boom?” The official communication from the French army read. President Trump was simultaneously confused and furious. He contacted French officials over…