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House Democrats Solemnly and Tearfully Request Impeachment-Themed Bounce House to Help With Grieving

House Democrats Solemnly and Tearfully Request Impeachment-Themed Bounce House to Help With Grieving

After the articles of impeachment were passed to the Senate, dozens of House Democrats piled into an impeachment-themed bounce house to cope with their grieving.

“Some of you may have noticed a large truck from DC Party Works parked outside,” Nancy Pelosi told the press. “Please understand they will be setting up grieving stations for our distraught Democrat members. I know it’s been said many times, but sorrow and grief can leave a hole in the heart that only a double-decker, jumbo bounce house with a slide and climbing wall combo can fill.”

After Pelosi passed out the party favors to each House Democrat, they immediately sprinted to the courtyard to begin their grieving.

“Shoes off, Jerry. Jerry! JERROLD GAYLORD NADLER—I SAID SHOES OFF!” Pelosi was heard screaming.

While area psychologists noted that they’ve never seen grieving take on this form before, some classic signs of distress did eventually surface. However, it was soon learned the anguish was only because Eric Swalwell blew a huge fart inside the bounce house.

Update: Being Democrats, most of them injured themselves only minutes into entering the bounce house and laid on the grass crying until tended to by their aids.