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Desperate to Buy the White House, Bloomberg Falls For Trump Prank

Desperate to Buy the White House, Bloomberg Falls For Trump Prank

Michael Bloomberg may be a bit too desperate to win the White House and it seems President Trump knows it.

When Bloomberg made a recent trip through Washington, Trump ordered a staffer to place a “For Sale By Owner” sign on the White House lawn just as the New York billionaire’s limo was passing.

As expected, Bloomberg’s limo slammed on its breaks and the miniature man popped up through the moon roof. Minutes later, an out of breath Bloomberg called the phone number on the sign.

“John Miller Realty, this is definitely John,” said the voice that answered.

“YES! Yes, I just saw that The White House was for sale? I’ll pay anything!” Bloomberg responded.

“Now, hold your horses, loser– I mean sir. This is the White House, ya know? I assume you’re able to pay cash and are taller than 5’3”?” the voice asked.

“I… I can pay cash, yes,” a hesitant Bloomberg replied.

“And you’re definitely taller than 5’3”, correct? Hello?”

“I don’t understand why me being taller than…”

“THEN APPLICATION DENIED, MINI-MIKE!” the President loudly interrupted followed by hysterical laughing.

“DAMN IT, TRUMP!” Bloomberg yelled while beginning to cry.