As the Biden campaign outwardly prepares for their electoral landslide, internally they couldn’t be more terrified. A last-minute campaign stop in Honolulu has Democrats pooping their pants as they see Hawaii go from “Lean Biden” to “Probably Covfefe Land.” The panic began Saturday evening when the campaign received the email they were dreading: “We hope…
Category: Studies & Science
Democrats Reach Herd Immunity Against Common Decency
After confirming with Dr. Birx, it’s official. The entire Democrat party and its members have reached herd immunity against common decency. This achievement had been close for months but wasn’t official until last week. “When Democrats claimed Michael Avenatti was their Lord and Savior,” Birx said. “That’s when I knew. They’ve reached that rare place…
Quinnipiac Admits The Phone They Use To Poll Citizens has been unplugged since 2003
Have you ever wondered why you or no one you know has been called to contribute to an election poll? Well, that question might have been answered by an embarrassing revelation in the Quinnipiac University Polling Institute. During a Project Veritas undercover sting, a Quinnipiac staff member explained that the one phone used to poll…
Joe Biden Begins Openly Cheerleading For Mob
In a rare public appearance, Joe Biden was seen wearing a cheerleader’s outfit and openly cheering on a violent mob on Tuesday. Naturally, the national polls are showing that average Americans ‘loved seeing that’ from Biden and the fictional President’s approval rating skyrocketed to 84% approval. “I’m not surprised,” said a national pollster. “History tells…
