El SEGUNDO, CA– If you’re a red-blooded American, you’re always worried about LeBron James’ well-being. You can’t stand to see him suffer. But that’s exactly what’s happening after the Lakers star forgot to stretch before virtue signaling earlier this week. “LeBron James will miss at least two weeks after an incident occurred during his daily…
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Georgia Officials Find 7 More Points To Give Falcons 1-Point Lead Over Patriots in 2017 Super Bowl
FULTON COUNTY, GA — You’re not going to believe this, sports fans, but the Atlanta Falcons have discovered seven missing points from their 2017 Super Bowl game against the New England Patriots. The points came at 4:37 this morning, and the miracle points were discovered with 1 second remaining in overtime. ESPN has called the…
LeBron James Tells Kyrie Irving It's Always Best To Just Shut Up And Dribble
LOS ANGELES, CA — Kyrie Irving has been saying some racist stuff lately, which is normally fine as long as it’s directed toward straight, white men. But racist remarks from the NBA all-star were about the Jews— the people who deserve special protection or you’re fired. Thankfully, Irving’s bestie and notable high school graduate, LeBron…
