FULTON COUNTY, GA — You’re not going to believe this, sports fans, but the Atlanta Falcons have discovered seven missing points from their 2017 Super Bowl game against the New England Patriots.
The points came at 4:37 this morning, and the miracle points were discovered with 1 second remaining in overtime. ESPN has called the game for the Falcons.
“I want to thank Georgia officials for taking almost four years to find these points. We believe every point should be searched for and counted,” former Falcons quarterback, Matt Ryan said.
Since the announcement, the New England Patriots have begun to spread disinformation with a terribly troubling and shameful statement:
“What the holy hell are you talking about? We won the game, ya buncha jackoffs, and it was wicked awesome!”
Facebook fact-checkers were quickly dispatched to run around the nation and slap the phones out of anyone’s hands who might read the Patriots’ lies.
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