These are dark times for many Americans, but not NBC legend, Brian Williams. After spending close to an hour calculating the math, Williams is thrilled to discover his $1,200 stimulus check will cover the $2 million balance of his home’s mortgage. “It’s an incredible way of putting it,” Williams said holding up a legal pad…
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Mike Lindell Assures Nation He Can Convert 1 My Pillow into 12 Ventilators
With several manufacturing companies stepping up to make ventilators, My Pillow CEO wasn’t about to be outshined. Mike Lindell is now claiming he’s “pretty sure” he can convert one My Pillow into twelve ventilators. When he presented his contraption to medical professionals in D.C., Lindell was reminded of the severity and urgency of the situation. …
CNN Criticized For Hiding The Word “Update” In Bottom Line
Everyone who watched CNN yesterday had a feeling of great panic and hopelessness sweep over them as the network showed a chyron that read: “Trump asks coronavirus task force to give up.” “Oh, GRACIOUS NO!” Brian Seltzer screamed at the camera. “Would you look at what that says on the screen?! It basically says—Trump has sentenced the…
Amazing! Woman Wins Heated Facebook Debate Using Only Emojis
Over the weekend, Carly Reynolds of Kennesaw, Georgia pulled off what experts are calling the greatest moment on the internet since Al Gore invented it. Carly amazingly won a heated political Facebook debate by using nothing but emojis. After Carly shared a meme of Vince Vaughn saying “Lock it up!” some of her old co-workers…
Jim Acosta Children’s Book To Hit Shelves Next Week
Jim Acosta’s new children’s book, Trump’s an [EXPLICIT] and a Total [EXPLICIT] Idiot and a Total [EXPLICIT] [EXPLICIT] Who Needs to Be Stopped, is set to hit bookstores next week. “I just knew I needed to share my creativity with our nation’s children,” Acosta said in a press release. “The book was supposed to center…