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Mike Lindell Assures Nation He Can Convert 1 My Pillow into 12 Ventilators

Mike Lindell Assures Nation He Can Convert 1 My Pillow into 12 Ventilators

With several manufacturing companies stepping up to make ventilators, My Pillow CEO wasn’t about to be outshined.  Mike Lindell is now claiming he’s “pretty sure” he can convert one My Pillow into twelve ventilators.  When he presented his contraption to medical professionals in D.C., Lindell was reminded of the severity and urgency of the situation.  But Mike came prepared and quickly jumped into his pitch:

“That’s why I invented My Pillow Pandemic Edition!” he said holding a pillow against his face with a dozen hoses dangling from it.

“I personally guarantee My Pillow Pandemic Edition can fully reinvigorate up to twelve people in desperate need of medical-grade breathing support!”

“WOAH!  Mike!  You CANNOT say that!” yelled a doctor.  “This pillow doesn’t do any ventilating at all!”

 “I also made My Pillow Pandemic Edition washable and dryable and with my 60-day guarantee—what do you have to lose?” Lindell enthusiastically asked the experts.

“Well, Mike.  Everyone would lose their lives,” a doctor replied. 

As Lindell was being escorted off the property, he loudly reminded the White House to use promo code “COVID-19”, to get a second My Pillow Pandemic Edition at 10% off.