During a White House press briefing this week, CNN’s Jim Acosta kept hounding the president about why Melania chose to marry him. “Mr. President, this is a real news-type question; just please tell us, what can she possibly see in you?” Then, in what was a tense exchange, the president abruptly yelled, “Ya know what,…
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Chris Cuomo’s Doctor: ‘If Criticizing CNN Is A Symptom, Billions Are Infected’
After the CNN host was diagnosed with coronavirus, he mysteriously began criticizing his network. “I don’t like what I do professionally,” Cuomo said Monday on SiriusXM. “What I do professionally is even worse than what I do personally. Do you have any idea how hard it is to pretend to like Don Lemon every day? …
COVID-19 Vaccine To Be Released As Part Of My Pillow Family Of Products
The Trump administration has agreed to use the My Pillow company to distribute the much sought-after COVID-19 vaccine. “My team discovered that this would be the most efficient way to get this vaccine to the masses,” Trump announced in the Rose Garden on Tuesday. “Based on the amount of the commercials I see, Mike Lindell…
Brian Seltzer Smells Horrible Fart During CNN Zoom Conference Call, Demands To Know Who It Was
During a Zoom conference call, CNN host, Brian Seltzer demanded to know who stunk up his office with a horrid fart. Just before Seltzer was pummeled with the smell, the whole CNN gang was doing their usual show prep. “Ok, so how much more racist do you think Donald Trump got since yesterday? 100% more?…
CNN Bombshell: Trump Tanked $22 Trillion Economy To Make $58 on Hydroxychloroquine
It looks as if CNN may have blown the lid off this whole coronavirus thing. During a Zoom conversation with Don Lemon, Brian Stelter, and a still-hallucinating Chris Cuomo, the three men stumbled upon something so secretive, it had not been previously discussed by anyone. Not ever. “Listen, you guys. Do you have any idea…