Clearly frustrated with the question, an irate Joe Biden finally yelled, “Listen, Jack! If I don’t know if we’re packing the Supreme Court, neither should the voters!” Biden went on to say, “All America deserves to know, is that if I do what the bad people say, I get some vanilla ice cream and a…
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Nice Try: Democrats Claim Supreme Court Seat Should Remain Empty For Social Distancing Purposes
In their first of many attempts to thwart President Trump’s Supreme Court pick, Democrats slapped a COVID warning sign on the vacant chair. “Danger! COVID is real and it will kill every last member of this court if social distancing rules are not followed. Under no circumstance should this seat be filled!” Screamed a frantic…
Case Closed! Sticky Note Clears Antifa From Arson Suspicion
Have you ever, even for a moment, wondered if Antifa was starting fires along the west coast? No. You haven’t. Because Facebook would have immediately banned you for such a thought. But if one of your horrible, right-wing friends thinks Antifa is capable of such lawlessness, tell them about the yellow, sticky note found. The…
‘It’s OK, He Has Insurance,’ Trump Says About Protester On Fire
As footage of the Portland protestor whose legs caught fire went viral, Americans everywhere ran to their computers and began editing the flaming man to synchronize with their favorite dance music. It was a fun time for all. See for yourself: However, we soon learned the Democrat party was not too happy to see conservatives…