We all share the painful memory of DC Police waving Trump supporters into the Capitol building like a third-base coach on January 6th. But Joe Biden, our wise leader, is reminding us of a statute that has exonerated the actions of each and every rowdy Trump supporter that day. As much as liberals hate it,…
Category: Law
Mystery Accuser Says Cuomo Was ‘Gentle Lover’ Who Deserves Second Chance
In a shocking development, the 133rd Cuomo accuser has stepped forward. But this one had a much different message. A burly woman named Chrissy aggressively grabbed a microphone and issued her prepared remarks. “After a lot of thought, I think we should keep Andrew in power. As a beautiful woman in a dress, let me tell you, I…
Biden: ‘How Could Ron DeSantis Have 700 More COVID Cases We’re Dropping Off In Florida Later Tonight?”
Even the eloquent and mild-mannered Joe Biden has his breaking point. And it was reached early Thursday morning when he heard more horrific news about Florida’s COVID numbers. “I tell you what, that Governor down there is crazy. Corn Pop wouldn’t even try the stuff he’s doing. Freedom? C’mon, man!” Biden told the press. “I…
Disgusting: Man Attacked By Violent Criminals Wasn’t Even Vaccinated
On Tuesday Chicago native, Kevin Gibson put criminals in harm’s way as he accepted a routine beating while being totally unvaccinated. “They say Chicago is a dangerous city, but I had no idea it had gotten this bad,” Crips member, Jorge Dominguez commented. “When I was knocking him unconscious and taking his money, I felt uncomfortable…
‘This Is How I’m Going To Die,’ Capitol Officer Tearfully Says After Getting Tangled In Microphone Cord
While recalling the horrifying violence given to Ashli Babbitt during the January 6th events, a Capitol Hill police officer became tangled in his microphone cord and issued a chilling statement. “This is how I’m going to die,” he said, looking hopelessly into House Democrat’s eyes. “There’s… there’s nothing I can do. As I grasp at…