While recalling the horrifying violence given to Ashli Babbitt during the January 6th events, a Capitol Hill police officer became tangled in his microphone cord and issued a chilling statement.
“This is how I’m going to die,” he said, looking hopelessly into House Democrat’s eyes. “There’s… there’s nothing I can do. As I grasp at this cord, I just know it will overwhelm me and take my life.”
His remarks caused Illinois congressman Adam Kinzinger to rise to his feet while fighting back a wave of emotion.
“Goodbye, sweet king. Give George Floyd one of those elaborate handshakes for me,” he said before giving a forceful salute.
At this time, Congressman Jim Jordan walked over and began untangling the officer.
“Wow. You’re seriously a police officer? You are, by far, the most helpless and dramatic person in Washington,” Jordan said.
“Umm, I don’t know about that, Jimmy-boy,” Liz Cheney said with a rocket launcher resting on her shoulder. “Us career Washington politicians are famous for not being dramatic. Now step aside–I’m going to war with that microphone cord!”
Update: Parler was taken down again after a photo taken of Jim Jordan trying to untangle the witness was spun as him trying to strangle the officer.
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