WASHINGTON, D.C — Former AG Bill Barr surprised everyone on Monday when he called an impromptu press conference to inform the nation that it has been ‘one million days’ since a Democrat broke a law. “As our corporate media has been telling us, the incredible streak of lawfulness by the honorable Democrat party continues,” Barr…

It was a touching moment as Justice Stephen Breyer was met with a classic ‘Guess What, Whitey? You’re Retiring Today!’ surprise party on Wednesday morning.  “Surprise!” yelled a group of Democrats as Hunter Biden fired a pistol into the air. “Now clean out your desk right away!” Chuck Schumer yelled in a panic. “HURRY! Before…

In a despicable act of brazen insubordination, Chicago murderers murdered too much and were arrested for distracting from the media narrative. “I think what hurts the most is the disrespect,” Chicago Mayor, Lori Lightfoot said in a statement.  “When I think about the poor, defenseless media elites who spent the time to carefully craft our…

Hours ago, congressional Democrats were in their districts on recess. But now, they’re on red-eye flights back to Washington. “We have to… shall we say ‘re-prioritize’ our agenda,” Nancy Pelosi said. “A verdict was reached that will likely impact dozens of our party’s members’ relationship with bars. Namely being behind them.” Pelosi denied her cryptic remarks were in…