Kamala Harris and Joe Biden shared a tense moment during Thursday night’s debate. When the topic shifted towards race relations, Harris turned to the former VP and said, “I don’t think you’re a racist, but if the klansman hood fits —amiright, guys?” The audience erupted in applause and laughter. During the cheer, Biden was screaming,…
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Elizabeth Warren: "Like With The Buffalo, I Use Every Part Of The Debate Stage"
Elizabeth Warren was the star of Wednesday night’s debate, Democrats say. “Like with the buffalo, I use every part of the debate stage”, Warren said when asked how she dominated so easily. Warren continued, “With my talking points as my knife and my microphone as my shear, I was able to use everything possible to…
Dairy Queen Announces Breakfast Menu
You’ll soon have another fast-food breakfast option for your morning commute. Beginning July 1st, all Dairy Queen restaurants will offer an exciting breakfast menu. “Frankly, we’re not sure why we didn’t think of this sooner,” Dairy Queen CEO, John Gainor, told The Glorious American. “It’s so simple. We just take a regular blizzard and shove…
United Airlines Will Now Allow Emotional Support Komodo Dragons On Board
In a press release on Thursday, United Airlines announced they will now allow emotional support Komodo Dragons to accompany passengers. This news comes days after the deadly lizard mauled several passengers on a San Francisco-to-Atlanta flight. “Yeah, that Komodo Dragon wasn’t an emotional support one,” said a PR spokesperson. “That shouldn’t have happened. We’re embarrassed.…
Mike Pence: 'Life Begins At Holding Hands'
On Wednesday, Vice President, Mike Pence, offered his opinion on the age-old question: “When does life begin?” “That’s easy,” Pence said to a reporter. “The moment that young man reaches for his gal’s hand, as soon as they hold, that’s when life begins” he informed. The press was taken aback and the VP was asked…