After Project Veritas exposed ABC News’ decision to kill a bombshell story on Jeffrey Epstein, the network is now defending themselves. “At the time, Hillary Clinton had not signed off on the reporting and informed ABC News it did not meet her standard to air,” the Disney-owned news unit began in their statement. “When this…
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Beto O’Rourke Quits Presidential Run, Returns to Life of Drunk Driving
It’s every Democrat’s dream to win the presidency and rule over the loathsome citizens (and non-citizens) of America. So one can imagine the heartbreak Beto O’Rourke felt when he was forced to drop out of the presidential race last week due to the fact that everyone hates him. “It’s tough,” a solemn O’Rourke told The…
Trouble for GOP? Polling shows Democrats lock up baby-eater vote
New polling suggests the Democrat party is running away with voters who want to eat the babies. When asked “Which party best supports your right to eat the babies?” the Democrats got a whopping 98% a new Gallup poll reveals. Despite ranking 2,219th in voters’ list of important issues, Republicans’ long history of keeping human…
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Biden’s Teeth Make A Break For It [Video]
Joe Biden’s teeth decided to make a break for it during Thursday’s debate. After Biden’s left eyeball attempted to escape last week, it is believed that many of the former VP’s body parts began plotting their escape as well. Back in the green room, Biden’s doctors were on hand. “I knew it,” one of his…
San Francisco Officials To NRA Members 'Why Can’t You Guys Be More Like Radical Islam?'
On Wednesday, San Francisco officials somehow managed to wade their way through downtown’s thick sea of human excrement and declared the National Rifle Association a “domestic terrorist organization”. In a press conference Board of Supervisors, Catherine Stefani asked the question all liberal Democrats were wondering, “Why can’t those NRA members be more like radical Islam?”…