The next time you find yourself in a Democrat-run city, you’ll no doubt want to remember this trick for when you’re brutally assaulted. The brilliant life hack came from Sam Larson of Portland, Oregon. As Sam was being chased and beaten with a crowbar, he knew only the bravest and most intimidating force known to…
Category: Health
‘Becoming A Republican Is An Unnatural And Irreversible Decision’, Warns Caitlyn Jenner’s Family
As Caitlyn Jenner comes closer to transitioning into a Republican politician, family members have stepped in to try and stop the madness. “I understand that she might have conservative feelings, but you don’t have to act on them,” Khloé said before bursting into tears at a family meeting. “Becoming a Republican is so unnatural, it…
Doctors Now Required To Make Sure YouTube Okays Every Step Of Surgery
If you’ve undergone surgery lately, you probably noticed the insufferable pain you felt as you awoke in the middle of the procedure. This is because administering anesthetics is one of the many areas YouTube has been slow to release their approved methods on. Earlier this year, corporate media and Democrats have concluded YouTube was the…
Brilliant: Donald Trump Ends All Talk Of Vaccine Passports By Endorsing It
It looks like we can all thank Donald Trump for ending the vaccine passport idea after the former President released the following statement on Sunday: “Because the loser Democrats are getting awfully excited about this whole vaccine passport thing, I feel it’s time I tell the whole world what I think. And I think…
Biden Administration Developing ‘Passport’ For People Allowed To Touch Their Face
The Biden administration is working on a digital ‘passport’ for citizens who have been given clearance to touch their face, a White House source confirmed Monday. “Many Americans have gone over twelve months without touching their face and we need to reward them,” Jen Psaki said. “Businesses, restaurants, and sporting events do not want neanderthals…