As Caitlyn Jenner comes closer to transitioning into a Republican politician, family members have stepped in to try and stop the madness.
“I understand that she might have conservative feelings, but you don’t have to act on them,” Khloé said before bursting into tears at a family meeting. “Becoming a Republican is so unnatural, it makes me sick! Why can’t you just be a normal gay, transsexual, reality TV star, Democrat murderer like all my friend’s dads?”
Kris Jenner also warned Caitlyn not to do anything rash. “You’re a Hollywood celebrity. If you go through with becoming a conservative, it’s irreversible. Besides, it’s biologically impossible. I don’t care what the ballot says, I’ll never refer to that woman as a Republican.”
Californians, normally known for being inclusive and accepting people, are also rattled by Caitlyn’s choice.
“God made Adam and Steve—not Adam and a Republican!” yelled an angry voter upon hearing about Jenner. And a homeless man relieving himself on the floor of a Target said Jenner should ‘take a long look in the mirror’ and ‘get his life together.’