It looks like we can all thank Donald Trump for ending the vaccine passport idea after the former President released the following statement on Sunday:
“Because the loser Democrats are getting awfully excited about this whole vaccine passport thing, I feel it’s time I tell the whole world what I think. And I think it’s a tremendous idea. Fantastic, frankly, if you think about it. There, that should do the trick.”
As planned, the whole idea was immediately scrapped and deemed racist roughly nine seconds after Trump’s statement.
Amazingly, the chyron on Brian Stelter’s Sunday show was slowly changed in real-time from ‘Vaccine Passports: Only A White Supremacist Would Object” to “Vaccine Passports? Only A White Supremacist Would Suggest.’
“I’m not surprised Donald Trump would want to document who’s received his MAGA juice!” Jake Tapper screamed. “My body—my choice!”
Sadly, for many liberals who have already taken the shot, Nancy Pelosi has introduced a bill that prohibits the vaccinated from participating in society.
“It’s called the ‘Non-Vaccinated Passport’ and, yes, it will be mandatory,” Pelosi mumbled. “Science tells us that whoever has taken this horrible shot is 224% more likely to cause an insurrection. Also, they’ve begun to grow hair on their palms and have been sterilized, so it’s not all bad news.”
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