A week ago, life for 35-year-old Kansas farmer, Daniel McHicktoof was great. He had just gotten released on $2 million bail from his January 6th Washington D.C. trip, his hobby of making memes of Joe Biden was in full swing, and his iPhone overflowed with Michael Knowles podcasts. But as Daniel worked on his farm, a Great…
Category: Health
Disgusting: Man Attacked By Violent Criminals Wasn’t Even Vaccinated
On Tuesday Chicago native, Kevin Gibson put criminals in harm’s way as he accepted a routine beating while being totally unvaccinated. “They say Chicago is a dangerous city, but I had no idea it had gotten this bad,” Crips member, Jorge Dominguez commented. “When I was knocking him unconscious and taking his money, I felt uncomfortable…
CDC Accidentally Used ‘Which Friends Character Are You?’ Test To Determine COVID Positivity Rate
On Monday CDC director, Rochelle Walensky admitted that all hospitals and pharmacies used the ‘Which Friends character are you?’ test to determine whether a person had contracted COVID-19. All Monicas, Chandlers, Rosses, and Pheobes were positive. Joeys and Rachels were negative, and any Gunthers were given a bleach IV drip. In New York, it was learned that all Chandlers…
Judge Rules Piles Of Street Poop Will Count As Votes For Gavin Newsom
After a hard-fought battle, Gavin Newsom’s legal team was handed a huge victory from a California judge over the weekend. For months, Newsom has argued that each and every pile of street poop should be viewed as an endorsement of his handy work of the golden state. “Under my leadership, millions of Californians have turned to a…
Dr. Fauci Wrote ‘Next Year’s Pandemic’ In Memo Line Of 2019 Check To Wuhan Lab
We all know Anthony Fauci showered the Wuhan Lab with American tax dollars and Edible Arrangements from the nearby wet market. But you may not have known that the doctor wrote “next’s year’s pandemic” in a 2019 check memo line. Rival Rand Paul questioned Fauci about the matter on Monday. “What the [explicit] is this…