There are two things we all know to be true. One: We must believe all women. Two: Gender is fluid. So the latest maneuver by the Biden campaign was obvious. On Friday morning, Joe Biden officially ‘called dibs’ on being the woman so everyone must belive his side of the Tara Reade allegation. “Mr. Biden,…
Category: Elections
Biden Campaign Troubled That Assaulting Tara Reade Is One Of Only 5 Things He Actually Remembers
Even as the Tara Reade allegations against Joe Biden grow louder, his campaign officials are not worried. “Are you kidding me?” campaign manager Greg Schultz asked rhetorically. “The first few hours in the day are spent trying to get Joe to remember who his wife is. You think we’re worried about something that happened 27…
Media Thoroughly Explain How A President Shouldn’t Say Dumb Things, Forgets They Support Joe Biden
After President Donald Trump made some misguided comments during last week’s press briefing, the press has been absolutely fuming with righteous indignation. “I know one thing for darn sure,” began NBC’s Chuck Todd on his Sunday show. “The President of the United States CANNOT say weird things! I mean, can you imagine the commander-in-chief saying…
Joe Biden Breaks Silence On Sexual Allegations: ‘Corn Pop Made Me Do It’
Yesterday the New York Times finally addressed Joe Biden’s sexual allegations with an article titled, “Is Joe Biden The Serial Rapist We Need To Defeat Trump? Yes.” The headline was such a hit, no one even bothered to read the story. Something the Glorious American knows nothing about. Regardless, the article forced Joe Biden into…
A Terrified Joe Biden Claims, ‘We’ve Been Invaded By The Swiss!’
On Friday an absolutely panicked Joe Biden raced around his campaign headquarters screaming, “This is it! I [explicit] knew it! We’re being invaded by the Swiss!” His wife, Jill was on hand and tried to clarify Joe’s misunderstanding, but he could not be restrained. “I’ll talk– I’ll tell them ANYTHING! Obama was born in Kenya! …