As fears grow that a Biden economy would generate too much demand, most of the nation’s businesses have decided to board up their doors and windows. With polls showing Joe Biden with a 31 point lead over President Trump, the retail sector foresees Biden’s trademark pro-business experience sweeping over America, which will eventually drown in…
Category: Economic
Report: Trump Loses Ground With Voters Who Voluntarily Overpay In Taxes
The walls are closing in on Donald Trump for the 214th time as The New York Times was lucky enough to stumble across the President’s taxes the day before the first presidential debate. The bombshell the Times unleashed captivated Americans for over eight seconds—a record in the Trump era. The report showed then citizen, Donald Trump, only paid the taxes…
CNN Furious After Closer Look At Nick Sandmann’s Hat
It looks like CNN was successful in getting Nick Sandmann to finally take off his MAGA hat, but they’re none too pleased with what he replaced it with. During his RNC speech, Nick Sandmann appeared to put on a regular MAGA hat. However, upon closer look, the young man’s hat actually read: “CNN, MAKE YOUR…
Al-Qaeda Asks To Borrow Goodyear’s HR PowerPoint
Before Friday, the Goodyear Tire Company had very little correspondence with Al-Qaeda. But once their anti-police, pro-BLM dress code slide became public, the horrible terrorist group simply had to get their hands on it. “It looks like Goodyear hates America as much as we do,” Al-Qaeda’s HR manager said. “Our organization has new-hires too. Not…
LeBron James Feels Led to Share Message Of McDonald’s 2 For $5 Deal On Back Of Jersey
It was recently announced that the NBA players would be allowed to replace the name on their jersey with a political message. The rules for which phrase would be allowed were simple. First, all of the corporations that pay the NBA must approve of the message. Secondly, it would need to be cleared by the…