When the Biden administration eliminated ICE, tore down the wall, and started waving foreigners into America like a third base coach, few could have anticipated the immigration crisis we now find ourselves in. In fact, since you decided to click on this article, the number of kids in cages has soared a whopping 225%. And…
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Media Grants Biden Administration 80-Day Extension For First 100 Days In Office
Despite the kids continuing to pile into cages and school unions overthrowing their administration, the Biden team did receive some good news this week. The media has graciously taken it upon themselves to not only apply for an 80-day extension for Biden’s first 100 days in office, but they’re also granting it. “Phew, that was…
Biden: Minority Children To Learn About Inequity When Their Schools Open In Two Years
In only two years, underprivileged black and Latino children may or may not receive education, the Biden administration said on Tuesday. “But if they do get school, we’re going to teach them all about inequity,” Jen Psaki explained. “Sure, the private schools have been teaching phonics and math for the last year, but they’re wasting…
Biden Team Brings In Transgender Athlete To Dominate Press
After all the talk of transgender athletes dominating everything, the Biden administration decided it was time to leverage that to their advantage. So on Tuesday, Tiffany ‘The Tank’ Rooney was brought in to dominate the press, and she didn’t disappoint. “Tiffany, about the booster shots, what percentage of the pie will go to people over…