East Longmeadow, MA – A new study has revealed the epidemic of toxic masculinity sweeping the nation began with none other than the 1978 hit game Hungry, Hungry Hippos. Created by Milton Bradley, this game pits friends and family against each other in a brutal, winner-take-all battle. Each player must fill their spring-loaded hippopotamus with…

ILLINOIS — “What’s the matter with you, Grammy?!” screamed Chicago native Emily Rodgers at her grandmother’s grave site.  “Groceries are 150% higher, and your dumbass keeps voting Democrats into office?!” Scenes like this are becoming commonplace in the state of Illinois as the local dead population continues to usher radical Democrats into office with their…

SACRAMENTO, CA — On Saturday, a frantic Governor Gavin Newsom called an emergency meeting with his Democrat staff and the media.  Thank goodness they’re mostly the same people. “Come quick, everyone! I’ve just learned!” an out-of-breath Newsom said, waving the press members into the conference room like a third-base coach. “I know many Californians are…

Washington, DC—An uncomfortable reality began to set in last Thursday evening for Republican National Committee staffers. The entirety of the media—even the left wing press—was admitting that Donald Trump had thumped Joe Biden in the CNN spectacle. Biden, who was apparently taken off his usual drug cocktail, seemed sluggish and frequently gazed into space with…