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Despite Pressure, Local Business Owner Refuses To Release Statement On Black Lives Matter
6-year-old Gracie Peters continues to resist the social media mob as thousands of furious social justice warriors demand her business to make a statement in support of Black Lives Matter. Instead, the young owner of ¢25 Lemonade in Macon, Georgia, keeps making the hysterical claim that she only wants to deliver ice-cold, refreshing lemonade for a…
Joe Biden: ‘Civil War Vets Have Given Me A Mandate’
In an emotional speech on Thursday, Joe Biden informed the nation that our beloved Civil War Veterans have sent a clear message with their vote. “Why did those brave soldiers fight? For freedom? Hell no! They fought so I can run this country the way Susan Rice tells me to!” Biden yelled as the media…
Amy Coney Barrett Tells Democrats She Won’t Answer Questions Until After She’s Confirmed
Taking a page out of ol’ Joe Biden’s book, Amy Coney Barrett has informed Democrats that she is choosing to not answer their questions until after she’s confirmed. “I don’t blame you for asking me that question,” Barrett replied to Dick Durbin. “But the moment I answer that, my response will become the issue. And…
Hunter Biden Asked To Stop Pretending To Be One Of Amy Coney Barrett’s Adopted Children
During a beautiful ceremony, which announced Amy Coney Barrett as the next Supreme Court Justice, Hunter Biden kept trying to blend into her large family in hopes they would take him in as their adopted son. Even after being asked to stop several times, Hunter repeatedly kept sneaking over to the family seating area and…