Taking a page out of ol’ Joe Biden’s book, Amy Coney Barrett has informed Democrats that she is choosing to not answer their questions until after she’s confirmed.
“I don’t blame you for asking me that question,” Barrett replied to Dick Durbin. “But the moment I answer that, my response will become the issue. And I just won’t play that game.”
The Democrats, incapable of seeing the irony, became extremely flustered with Barrett.
“You can’t do that! Let me tell you how this works, young lady. You answer our questions so the media can get material to smear you. Got it?!” a fuming Cory Booker yelled.
“I’m sorry, were you just mansplaining all over the place? Barrett replied as Diane Feinstein was heard muttering, “Whoa, the dogma is loud with this one, alright.”
“Oh, shut up, Diane!” Booker screamed holding back tears.
As the judge increasingly rattled the Democrats, they tried to muster up one last attempt at a question.
“Can you please just be normal and denounce your faith and commit to worshiping Satan? It’s easy. You just start worshiping someone like Jon Stewart or Michelle Obama and then work your way up to Satan. Will you commit to doing that?” they asked.
“I’m sorry, Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s dying wish was for me to never answer that question,” she replied as all the Democrats screamed with rage and papers flew into the air.
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