During a beautiful ceremony, which announced Amy Coney Barrett as the next Supreme Court Justice, Hunter Biden kept trying to blend into her large family in hopes they would take him in as their adopted son.
Even after being asked to stop several times, Hunter repeatedly kept sneaking over to the family seating area and squeezing in between her children.
“Alright. Very funny, Hunter. Now come on, let’s go,” Amy finally said pointing him away.
“Awe, Mom! Don’t start your whole ‘who-is-this-kid’ routine again! I’m your son!” Hunter yelled back. “Let me just sit here next to…Hezekiah? One’s gotta be named Hezekiah, right?”
After the ceremony, Hunter even managed to pop his head into their family picture.
“Hunter, what’s your plan here?” a frustrated Amy was heard saying. “You think we wouldn’t notice an adult man magically joining our family and living in our house?”
Hunter, now equally sad and confused, asked if he could talk to Amy’s husband. “It’s been my experience that fathers aren’t too bright. I think I can talk him into this. Oh! I almost forgot. Do you have any friends who can lend me like 8.5 million in cash? It’s for cocai—I mean, it’s for lunch money.”
Joe Biden was asked about Hunter’s many attempts to join the Coney Barrett family, but he reflexively screamed “no questions!” and “put a lid on it!”
But once he calmed down, Joe explained that he doesn’t trust Donald Trump’s SCOTUS pick. “She doesn’t pass the smell test,” he said.
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