First, let me introduce myself. My name is Libby McTardo and I’m literally shaking right now. Why? None of your business! I was an assistant manager at Hot Topic before the science told me to lock myself in my apartment. I was just about to see sunlight for the first time in 18 months until Bill Cosby was released. I…
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Ancestry.com Will Now Remove Any Traces Of White Lineage For Additional $89
The folks who run Ancestry.com continue to rack up federal hate crimes by telling their customers they come from white people. By far the most heinous insult known to man. To correct this, a new option on Ancestary.com called ‘whitewash’ is available. This upgrade will remove any trace of your white lineage for an additional $89. Normally, a person’s lineage is…
Karaoke Nightmare: Man Sings Shania Twain’s ‘Man, I Feel Like A Woman’, Immediately Becomes A Woman
Every science textbook (published after 2019) teaches us that gender is so fluid, it’s wise to always have a mop and towel handy in case it spontaneously changes. Houston’s Alex Hathaway learned this the hard way on Saturday after he allowed his co-workers to pick his karaoke song. “They picked Shania Twain’s Man, I Feel…
Jenner: ‘I Will Remove California’s Junk’
In a powerful interview with Fox News, Caitlyn Jenner told Sean Hannity that Californians are tired of getting the shaft and need a new governor. The broken legal system was a specific target for Jenner. “You know me, Sean, I like to get to the bottom of things. Criminals in California are getting off way…
FBI To Interview BLM Rioters To See If They Have Any Tips On Where Capitol Hill Protesters Are
The FBI is leaving no stone unturned in their hunt for the vicious criminals who meandered inside the Capitol Building on January 6th. Fortunately for justice and the rule of law, the agency found a new batch of folks who they have not yet interviewed for clues; the BLM rioters. “Of the 5,000 Trump…