What rotten luck! In a joint statement from the top airline CEOs, it was revealed that roughly 40% of their industry’s workforce has developed a fear of flying. “It’s called Acute Spontaneous Elevatie-a-Fraidy phobia, and we’re checking to see if it’s covered by Obamacare,” Southwest CEO, Gary Kelly said. “We don’t know if it’s an epidemic…

Hello, it’s me/zi/zoy, Libby McTardo again and I’m literally shaking right now. Why? I can’t believe I live in a world where a guy can cross state lines into the town of Killbasa and kill so many black people, and they let him go free?  Have we learned nothing from Pink Floyd?  How can I…

As expected, Kamala Harris was officially inducted into the Cringe Hall of Fame, Thursday night. The ceremony began with Terry McAuliffe dancing for the packed house and Hillary Clinton later doing the honors of introducing the VP. Once the big moment arrived, the great beast shrieked, “And without further ado, please welcome the cringiest person alive;…

Earlier in the week, it was reported that the Portland Antifa group was seen burning Bibles.  That was false.  Portland has not allowed Bibles within city limits for over a decade.  We can confirm that the terrorist group did, however, gather up all copies of Dale Carnegie’s How to win friends and influence people and…