As ESPN celebrates its tenth year of being the go-to channel for consuming Democrat political talking points, network executives noticed a small opportunity opening up in a totally different niche. It seems that within the United States, there is a peculiar group of caveman-like men who are searching for something other than DNC propaganda. They…
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Kaepernick: NFL National Anthem Should Be Kamala Harris Cackling On A Loop
Civil rights leader and all-around man’s man, Colin Kaepernick, has informed the country that our new national anthem will be footage of Kamala Harris cackling. “It must be on a loop and you can’t plug your ears,” Kaepernick announced on the ESPN show Goooooo, Democrats! “Everyone at the sporting event will have their hearts filled…
Dr. Fauci: ‘I Believe The Cleveland Browns Handled The 2019 NFL Season The Best’
Despite the data showing the Cleveland Browns played some of the worst football imaginable last year, Dr. Anthony Fauci made a surprising claim about their performance. “After carefully reviewing the data, I believe the Cleveland Browns handled the 2019 season the best,” Fauci told the media. “It was touch-and-go early, but after the dust settled…
LeBron James Feels Led to Share Message Of McDonald’s 2 For $5 Deal On Back Of Jersey
It was recently announced that the NBA players would be allowed to replace the name on their jersey with a political message. The rules for which phrase would be allowed were simple. First, all of the corporations that pay the NBA must approve of the message. Secondly, it would need to be cleared by the…
L.A. Mayor To Slash Money From Police Budget, Colin Kaepernick Asks If He Can Have It
As the fires that consumed local businesses begin to die down, Los Angeles Mayor, Eric Garcetti believes the protestors deserve a special prize for their actions. That is why the mayor has announced a series of deep and swift cuts to the LAPD. Because Garcetti is a devout liberal and does not have a keen…