WASHINGTON, D.C. — As the world inches towards World War III, fictional president Joe Biden is flexing his muscles. “Listen fat, ol’ Plad drops a Nuke on us, he’ll feel the heat!” Biden yelled to the press while walking towards Marine One. Since most of the press assumed “the heat” was a reference to Joe’s…
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Spotify Removes Joe Biden From Office After Footage Of Him Saying N-Word Surfaces
WASHINGTON, D.C.–Welp, that’s a wrap, folks. Joseph R. Biden has officially been removed from office by the executives at Spotify. The move came after a video surfaced of the former president using the n-word in1985. “If people think democrats say inappropriate things on the Senate floor, I would simply tell them; n—–, please,” Biden said on the…
Jen Psaki’s Stand-Up Routine Mocking America’s Concern About Crime Kills In Martha's Vineyard
MARTHA’S VINEYARD, MA– Whoa boy, did you catch Jen Psaki’s act at The Chortling Poodle last night? She had a rant about the recent crime spike that had the Massachusetts comedy attendees in stitches. “Have you guys seen this Fox News channel? Anyone…see that? Ok, I see a few hands, “Psaki asked the swanky crowd. “The other day…
New Jackass Film Just Guys Not Wearing Mask In Stores
HOLLYWOOD, CA–“Jackass” is back. But this time, it’s rumored the gang may have gone too far. “This fall you’ll see the boys do perhaps the most dangerous stunt of all,” teased Paramount Pictures in a statement. “That’s right. Buckle up, everyone. Johnny Knoxville and Steve-O will walk around in a Costco without a mask for 90 whole…
Bill Maher Wins Prestigious ‘Smartest Idiot’ Award
LOS ANGELES, CA–It was long overdue, but HBO’s Bill Maher finally took home the ‘smartest idiot’ award at the latest Hollywood awards show. Maher won the title after consistently being only two years behind the intelligent people when it comes to knowing what the sweet hell is going on in our society. “We sit in…